TALKIN' LOUD AND SAYIN'

The hottest take on Jeff Flake’s decision not run for re-election next year has been that he should have stayed in the race and fought, even in the face of almost certain defeat against Krazy Kelli Ward in the Republican primary.  I understand that reaction, but it’s hard for me to fault Flake for deciding not to burn through millions of dollars fighting for a lost cause.  Republicans who have had enough of Donald Trump can fight more effectively in other ways. 

Jeff Flake always struck me as a younger version of John McCain (minus the POW pedigree on one side and the Keating scandal on the other).  Both of them have talked the maverick talk, but they’ve rarely walked the maverick walk.  Flake has voted like an orthodox right-wing Republican all year, and so has McCain, with rare exceptions.

Arizona’s two senators, plus Bob Corker, Ben Sasse, and Trump’s other Republican critics benefit from the soft bigotry of low expectations.  When one of them finally speaks up, the press begins to salivate. Suddenly it’s “profiles in courage” time, even if they’re simply repeating what Democrats have been saying for over a year.

I’m withholding judgment on all of them until I see how they vote over the next fourteen months.  A few Republicans seem to be discovering that they have a conscience.  Good for them.  The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and all that.

But the more important question is, what will their second step be?  Actions speak louder than words. 

Senator Flake, if you and a few of your colleagues want to save your party, start by acknowledging that the problem is bigger than just Donald Trump.  Refuse to endorse Roy Moore, the genuinely deplorable Republican Senate candidate in Alabama.  Introduce resolutions denouncing the Klan and neo-Nazis.  Force your colleagues to make their position public, yea or nay.

Steve Bannon has declared war on the Republican Party, and it’s clear by now that Donald Trump doesn’t give a damn about the welfare of the GOP.  Stop letting Bannon and Trump roll you.  Stand and fight for the principles you claim to believe in. 

You’re about to be handed an opportunity to rid yourselves of the Trump grifters and Bannonite white supremacists that have taken over the Republican Party.  I’m speaking of the indictments that Robert Mueller will hand down against Trump’s family and cronies.  I don’t know whether they will come later this year or sometime in 2018, but they’re coming, and you’ll probably still be in Congress when it happens.  There will be plenty of evidence of corruption and criminality in the White House. 

In 1974, prominent Senate Republicans, led by Arizona’s Barry Goldwater and Tennessee’s Howard Baker, told Richard Nixon that his choices were to resign or be impeached.  The GOP recovered from the Watergate scandal in part because Republican senators demonstrated that they had the courage to stand up for the rule of law.  Soon, Republican senators from Arizona and Tennessee will have a chance to redeem their party again. 

Will they do it?  I remain skeptical.  After all, the rule of law doesn’t seem nearly as important these days, especially when there is so much money to be made by ignoring it. 

It seems more likely that the Party of Lincoln will complete its transformation into the Party of Dracula.  The Zombie Republican Party will become a front for international oligarchs, existing only to provide cover for vampires like the Kochs, Mercers, and the Putins of the world.   

McCain, Flake, and Corker have begun to say the right things, but so far they’ve done nothing.  And as the saying goes, all that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. 

THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL

As we reach the end of National Character Counts Week, let us pause to remember how Newt Gingrich kicked off the weeklong festivities.  On Monday, possibly with a glass or two of 100 proof Covfefe under his belt, he tweeted that “Presideent Trtump was rermarkably stgroing….” 

After that auspicious start, what could go wrong?   

Then came a teensy little controversy over whether or not any president, ever, personally called or contacted the families of servicemen killed in action.  When it was clear that the answer was, “All of them but you,” Trump stopped tweeting long enough to phone the wife of Sgt. La David Johnson, who was killed in Niger.  When the call came through, the grieving widow was with her mother-in-law and a family friend, so she switched on the speakerphone to let them hear what Trump had to say. 

It was here that an apparent miscalculation by senior White House staff blew up in Trump’s face.  They should know by now that Donald Trump is completely devoid of empathy, and can’t be bothered to fake it.  His staff should have given him a script and begged him to stick to it.  Instead, Chief of Staff John Kelly just gave him some talking points. 

Kelly probably expected Trump to say something like, “your brave husband knew the risks, but he willingly took those risks for the sake of his country.”  Somehow, that came out as an overly blunt “he knew what he signed up for.”  The grieving widow was upset, as were her mother-in-law and the family friend – who turned out to be Florida Congresswoman Frederica Wilson.

That pretty well ensured that the press would hear about the incident, at which point Trump did what he always does.  He lied.  He denied what three witnesses heard him say. 

Then things got complicated.  Faux journalist Lara Trump, wife of Eric Trump (the blonde one), claimed that she’d read a transcript of the conversation, and that while Rep. Wilson’s account may have been technically correct, she had misjudged the president’s intent. 

If they’d stuck with that story, the whole thing might have blown over.  But Presidential Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders denied that any such transcript existed. 

Then things got even more complicated.  For some reason, John Kelly decided to make this his problem.  Instead of just playing the incident off as an unfortunate misunderstanding, Kelly chose to insult Rep. Wilson and accuse her of lying at a speech she made at the dedication of an FBI field office in her south Florida congressional district in 2015.  He claimed that she took credit for getting the building funded. 

Kelly’s story immediately began to unravel.  Wilson wasn’t in Congress when the building was funded, and never claimed to have had a role in funding it.  What she said (and no one has contradicted this) was that she’d helped convince the government to name the facility after two FBI agents who’d been killed in the line of duty.  She made a point of thanking other politicians, including some Republicans, for their work on the project.  Her version of the events has been confirmed by a video of the complete dedication ceremony.

It’s hard to avoid the conclusion that Kelly deliberately lied.  If you were willing to bend over backwards to give Kelly the benefit of the doubt, you’d still have to ding him for a seriously faulty memory, and then explain why he insulted Rep. Wilson. The decent thing to do would have been to apologize. 

Of course, we’re talking about the Trump White House, where no one ever does the decent thing.  Instead of apologizing, Sarah Huckabee Sanders doubled down, adding that it was highly inappropriate to question the word of a four star Marine general.   Unfortunately, she didn’t elaborate on the level of commentary permissible by rank.  Apparently the press will have to figure out those protocols by trial and error.

There is a school of thought that believes that John Kelly and Trump’s other generals (Mattis and McMaster) have a secret pact to keep Trump from destroying the world.  Proponents of this theory argue that Kelly was just doing what he had to do to retain Trump’s confidence so as to stay in a position to keep terrible things from happening.  In my view, Kelly’s attack on Rep. Wilson was a little too heated to justify that interpretation. 

More likely, John Kelly is simply the latest example of the famous maxim that everything Trump touches turns to shit. 

It turns out that character really does count.  Who knew?

 

 

SOMETHING TELLS ME IT'S ALL HAPPENING AT THE ZOO

Tucson politics – it’s always something.  It seems there’s a ballot initiative that would increase the local sales tax by one tenth of one percent (or about a dollar a month for most folks) to supplement zoo funding for ten years.

By neddie jingo, back in my day we didn’t waste money on zoos.  If someone wants a hippopotamus, let them buy their own.  Can’t afford a hippopotamus?  Stop spending all your money on iPhones and avocados.  Try saving for a change.  And get off my lawn! 

Actually, I’m a solid Yes on the Zoo Tax.  I wrote the above paragraph in response to something in Nextdoor, a multi-neighborhood listserv I subscribe to.  The most common topic on Nextdoor is lost dogs.  The second most common topic is found dogs.

But a couple of days ago, a conservative fellow from a neighborhood northeast of us started a thread complaining about Democratic political flyers.  A day later, he took on the Zoo Tax.  That’s when I wrote the “by neddie jingo” paragraph. 

I didn’t post it to the listserv, although I was tempted.  In the first place, Nextdoor quite sensibly forbids political campaigning, which is essentially what Mr. Conservative was doing.  His whole thread will be deleted soon.  In the second place, email arguments with strangers rarely accomplish anything other than adding more fuel to the fire.  That’s why I generally try to avoid Facebook comment wars.

I have slightly mixed feelings about zoos in general.  In a better world, we’d let animals thrive in the wild, and if we wanted to see exotic species, we’d go to them (respecting their habitat, of course) rather than capturing them and bringing jungle species to the desert.  But we don’t live in that world.  In this world, zoos can actually help save some rare species from extinction.  Sad but true.

 

But I don’t think Mr. Conservative was worried about the welfare of zoo animals.  It appears to me that the only thing he wants to conserve is his own dollar a month.   

Personally, I vote Yes on most local tax initiatives.  Decades ago, my wife and I had the good sense to pursue a lucrative career in librarianship.  We are now enjoying a comfortable retirement.  It would be churlish of me to be unwilling to give back to my community.  

 

THERE'S MORE TO THE PICTURE THAN MEETS THE EYE

Republican Senator Joseph McCarthy once exclaimed in outrage, “It’s the most unheard-of thing I’ve ever heard of.”  That comment applies to a couple of stories that I heard this week.  One of them is a national scandal, while the other is local Tucson oddity.

A week ago, I’d never heard of Harvey Weinstein.  Apparently he was well-known in Hollywood, both as a power broker and as a pervert.  Now, thanks to several courageous women and a few determined reporters, Weinstein’s history of predatory behavior is out in the open, while Weinstein himself is hiding.  

It didn’t take long for Republicans to tie Weinstein’s monstrous behavior to the Democratic Party.  That didn’t surprise me, since I wrote about the guilt-by-association tactic a couple of weeks ago, in a post titled “But Their Tribes Fought With Each Other.”  Harvey Weinstein donated lots of money to Democrats.  There are, therefore, plenty of photos of him schmoozing with prominent Democrats. 

Of course, as the photo accompanying this post demonstrates, quite a few people got their pictures taken while schmoozing with Harvey Weinstein.  Birds of a feather, in the case of Weinstein and Trump.

When the scandal broke, Republicans immediately went on the offensive, eliding the difference between donor and candidate, demanding immediate denunciations, and after those denunciations came out, criticizing them for not coming faster. 

That’s all part of the strategy, but it’s more than that.  It also involves a tremendous amount of projection.  If you pay attention to Republican agitprop, from Donald Trump’s tweets to organized media smear campaigns, you’ll soon notice that Republicans love to accuse their opponents of doing what they’re doing themselves.  Republicans are the same people, after all, who ignored or defended the behavior of Donald J. Trump. 

Nearly 63 million Republicans voted for Trump.  No Democrat ever voted for Harvey Weinstein. 

As Republicans understand quite well, Weinstein is far from unique.  Roger Ailes was the Republican Weinstein.   I’ll be surprised if more revelations about powerful men in show business don’t surface soon, and I’ll also be surprised if there aren’t similar stories about powerful conservative men, in the media and in politics.   Wealthy and powerful men are not invariably sexual predators, but as Lord Acton said, “Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.”   

In this case, the cliché is true:  Both sides do it.  But that’s a really banal and unhelpful observation.  If both sides do it, both sides should stop.

The obvious antidote to both parties’ reliance on ridiculously wealthy donors is public campaign financing.  Tax everyone – the good, the bad, and the ugly – and give the money to both parties.  Or to as many parties as can meet a specified threshold of credibility. 

Another thing I’d never heard of a week ago was Cup It Up.  Unless you live in Tucson, you’re probably unfamiliar with Cup It Up, which is – or was – a restaurant located in the shopping district just west of the University of Arizona campus.  They served their meals in cups, and apparently the place was pretty popular among university folks. 

Then two of the restaurant’s three partners got a bee in their bonnet.  They were mad because some professional football players protested before or during the national anthem.  I don’t share that view, but I can spare a little sympathy for business owners who have strong political opinions and feel they can’t share them because they don’t have the luxury of offending potential customers.  Not so these two guys.  Instead of fuming privately, or putting some American flag decals in the restaurant window, they decided to launch the dumbest advertising campaign ever.

They wrote a pro-Trump screed on the restaurant’s Facebook page, calling for a boycott of the NFL.  And since they were on a roll, they decided to add a denial of global warming, opposition to Obamacare, and a call for mandatory drug testing for welfare recipients.  They capped it off by announcing that their restaurant would no longer show NFL games on their big screen TVs.  That happened last Friday.

You will not be shocked to learn that those sentiments did not go over well with their customers, most of whom were from the university community.  The restaurant’s Facebook page got slammed, and its Yelp rating began to suffer.  As customers learned about the new policy, calls for a boycott began to spread.  Staff quit.  And the third partner, who hadn’t been consulted about the Facebook rant, was also upset.  He resigned on Saturday.  By Monday, it was all over.  The two remaining partners decided to close up shop.

The two pro-Trump partners have claimed that they received criticism and even threats.  Threats are bad, period.  You folks out there, please don’t threaten people. 

But criticism?  No one is immune from criticism, especially people who deliberately choose to politicize their business, having seriously misjudged their customer base in the process.  The University neighborhood, and mid-town Tucson generally, are pretty solidly Democratic.  Did the two partners not know that?  Or were they expecting Republicans from the foothills to drive into town, fight for parking in the West University area, and buy food served in a cup, just to protest Colin Kaepernick? 

To be honest, this whole turn of events strikes me as more than a little strange.  How does a restaurant that was apparently thriving on Thursday close forever on Monday, even after a major faux pas on the part of its owners? 

Maybe the two partners were so far inside the Trump bubble that they didn’t realize that they were antagonizing most of their customers.  But even if that’s the case, once the magnitude of their mistake became clear, surely they had options short of closing.  They could have defended their position and tried to appeal to stray mid-town Republicans as well as apolitical people who just want to eat something from a cup.  Or they could have apologized, made the third partner the public face of the restaurant, and waited to see if the controversy would blow over. 

Instead, they gave up so quickly that it’s hard not to wonder if there’s more to the story than meets the eye.  I hope the local press doesn’t drop this story.  

BANG BANG, THAT AWFUL SOUND

America has more guns – both in absolute numbers and per capita – than any other country in the world.  The United States now has more firearms than people – over 350 million guns.  Oddly enough, though, the number of gun owning households peaked in the late 70s at just over 50%.  By 2014, the most recent data available, that number had dropped to 31%.  In other words, there are now a lot more guns in the hands of a lot fewer people.

It’s not hard to think of options for reducing gun violence in America.  We could, for instance, take the Second Amendment to the Constitution literally and make it illegal for anyone to own firearms unless they are members of a “well regulated militia,” defined as any branch of the armed forces (active duty or reserves) or law enforcement.

Or we could do what Australia did in 1996, after a man in Tasmania killed 35 people and injured 18 more.  The Australian national government made it illegal for civilians to own semi-automatic and self-loading rifles and shotguns, and instituted a mandatory buyback of weapons banned by the new law.  Of course, some gun owners, maybe most of them, kept their weapons.  But there hasn’t been a mass shooting in Australia since the law was passed, and the rate of deaths by firearm (both murder and suicide) have declined significantly since the ban and buyback were implemented. 

Personally, I’d settle for a return to the status quo ante.  “Ante,” as in the way the Second Amendment was understood until a couple of decades ago, when no sane person expected private citizens to be able to buy a basement full of assault rifles and other military grade weaponry, the sole purpose of which is to kill large numbers of human beings.   People were allowed to own firearms for hunting and target shooting (and which could also be used for self-defense).   

Hunters and self-defenders don’t need rapid firing military weapons.  If you’re a civilian and you need more firepower than rifles, shotguns, and pistols can provide, you need to rethink your lifestyle choices. 

Banning the sale of assault weapons wouldn’t eliminate gun violence, but it would likely reduce the incidence and lethality of Las Vegas style massacres.  It would be a step in the right direction.  But hold your applause.  

Sadly, the heart of the problem is isn’t even guns, which after all are only tools.  We are in the throes of a decades-long crisis in mental health treatment.  Most of the sufferers are harmless, except to themselves, but the occasional exceptions are deadly.  We also have a massive anger problem in this country, which is being deliberately stoked by supporters of the Republican Party. 

I’d love to be wrong, but I doubt that the Las Vegas massacre will change anything.  I think we crossed a line with the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting in 2012.  Right before Christmas, a guy killed 26 people, including 20 kids under the age of ten. 

America thought it over and shrugged.  Oh sure, there were the usual thoughts and prayers.  But not for long.  No one said it out loud, but when the Sandy Hook massacre didn’t lead to some kind of reform, it was clear that Americans had decided they could live with an occasional mass murder.  Five years later, the only people who think much about Sandy Hook are the families of the victims and sickos like Donald Trump’s pal, Alex Jones, who claims the whole thing was faked.

The Axis of Media Evil – talk radio, Fox News, and the Breitbart/Infowars websites – are all dedicated to keeping America ignorant, frightened, and Republican.  As long as Republicans control the White House and both branches of Congress, nothing will change.

Remember all of the gun massacres we’ve endured over the years.  Every new atrocity adds a layer of moral scar tissue that makes each new incident a little less shocking.  Every new atrocity also plants a seed in the minds of angry, unbalanced people: Maybe I could do that too.

Remember the 350 million guns that are already out there.  Some of them are in the hands of decent people.  Some of them are in the hands of criminals.  And some of them are in the hands of people who are essentially walking time bombs.  The lethal genie is out of the bottle.

The elections in 2018 and 2020 are the key to any sort of progress.  Unless and until Democrats take back the government, we’d better keep our thoughts and prayers handy.  We’re likely to need them again soon.

GONE WITH THE WIND

George Orwell wrote that “Political language … is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.”  Of course, Donald Trump is sui generis, but more conventional Republicans – both elected officials and their supporters in the conservative press – have a few go-to rhetorical tricks.  Once you crack the code, it’ll be much clearer what they’re trying to say and also what they’re trying to avoid saying.  The beauty of these responses is that they can be employed both by official government spokesmen and also by conservative media

When seemingly preventable tragedies happen on their watch, their first Republican response should always be that “now” is not the right time to talk about whatever went wrong.  That amounts to a “Get out of jail free” card that they can use for two or three days to deflect questions that might lead people to conclude that Republican policies contributed to the problem.

If questions persist during the initial 48 hours, the proper follow-up response is to accuse the questioner of being disrespectful to the victims of the tragedy.  Shame on the press for trying to force the loved ones of those concert-goers in Las Vegas to have to listen to a discussion about how to prevent similar massacres in the future.  If we found a way to prevent or significantly reduce such tragedies in the future, it would be as though the current victims had died in vain.  The only way to honor the dead in Las Vegas is to make sure that nothing gets in the way of more people dying in similar circumstances in the future. 

But there’s an exception to every rule, and this one is no exception. It’s never too early to blame Democrats for whatever went wrong if there’s a remotely plausible chance that Democrats are at fault.  And even if they’re not responsible for the problem, you can probably find someone on “the Left” who made a controversial comment about the incident.  If nothing else, attacking that person is a good way to change the subject.  The press falls for that tactic almost every time.

Mass shootings are particularly tricky because some Democrat is sure to attack the NRA, a valuable source of campaign contributions for congressional Republicans.  Anyone who criticizes the NRA must be denounced immediately, as The National Review did on Monday when Hillary Clinton pointed out that Republicans were pushing a NRA-backed bill to make it easier to buy silencers for guns.  But the laugh was on Hillary, who apparently doesn’t understand the difference between silencers and suppressors, neither of which would have made any difference in the Las Vegas incident.  Lock her up!

There’s a corollary rule that conservatives are required to ignore foolish or inflammatory statements from sources on the Right.  So of course, the National Review has been silent on Bill O’Reilly’s proclamation that mass murders are the price we pay for freedom; on Pat Robertson’s claim that the slaughter in Las Vegas happened because people disrespected the national anthem and Donald Trump; and also on Alex Jones’ speculation that the massacre had been “scripted by deep state Democrats and their Islamic allies.” 

It’s important to differentiate mass murders by white Americans like Stephen Paddock in Las Vegas, from similar incidents in which the perpetrator turns out to be Arabic, Hispanic, or African American.  If the bad guy is white, the main message is Thoughts and Prayers.  T & P, baby.  No one can criticize T & P.

But if the perp is non-white and/or Muslim, it’s fair for the right wing press to invoke the specter of terrorism.  The wrong ethnicity means that you’re guilty until proven innocent – and maybe even after that.  The right wing echo chamber would be irresponsible NOT to speculate about ISIS connections and other conspiracies. 

Finally, even though it’s best to tread lightly when it comes to discussing gun crimes, it never hurts to invoke the Second Amendment every so often.  And in case you’re unclear on the difference between a right and a privilege, the Las Vegas tragedy provides a clear example.  Building a massive private arsenal of guns and ammo is your constitutional RIGHT.  But as Wisconsin Republican Senator Ron Johnson pointed out, health care is merely a PRIVILEGE. 

We can only hope that Stephen Paddock’s 500+ victims have Obamacare or some other form of health insurance.  Otherwise, it will be their PRIVILEGE to spend their life savings on hospital bills on behalf of Stephen Paddock’s RIGHT to keep and bear arms.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE

No other country is even close – luckily for them.  VOX explores the dimensions of American gun violence in 17 maps and charts.  Bottom line: Keep those thoughts and prayers handy, because there’s no reason to expect things to change.

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/10/2/16399418/us-gun-violence-statistics-maps-charts

In the meantime, I’ll share something I wrote in July, 2016, before I had my blog.  I’ve edited it a bit to reflect the new political realities of 2017.  It was called GUNS, GUN NUTS, AND ME.

When I was about five years old, the United States was involved in a war in Korea.  I was much too young to understand anything about it.  Since the conflict was over before the first television broadcasts penetrated into my corner of Kansas, I’m not sure how I even came to form an opinion.  But somehow I was really gung-ho.  I told my father that I hoped I got to fight in a war someday.  He gave me an astonished look and said, “I hope you never do.” 

I grew up in Kansas in the 1950s, a time and place where hunting and fishing were traditional bonding activities between father and son.  My father wasn’t really fond of either activity, but he dutifully took me on hunting and fishing expeditions a few times.  I suspect he was relieved when it became clear that I liked the idea of hunting and fishing much more than I enjoyed the actual outdoors experience.  But I did like the gear.  And I liked shooting guns.  We had a single shot .22 rifle and an old .410 shotgun, and my father would sometimes drive me out into the countryside and set up a row of bottles and tin cans that I could shoot at. 

By the time I reached my teens, I’d lost my taste for battle.  I was a bookworm, with no desire to hurt anyone.  But weapons still fascinated me – especially old ones.  An AR-15 looks robotic, like something from a bad science fiction movie.  But I’d be thrilled if I woke up on Christmas morning and found that Santa had left me a catapult, a blunderbuss, or a crossbow.  Or a Thompson submachine gun.  That would be cool!

I mention all this simply to say that I can kinda-sorta understand how a certain segment of gun owners feel about their shootin’ irons.  

What I don’t get, though, is the paranoia that frequently accompanies gun ownership in America.  Multiple news reports assert that every time a crazy person goes on a shooting rampage, people who already own plenty of firearms rush to the store to buy more guns and ammo.  For eight years, the NRA’s membership drive consisted of terrified warnings that President Obama was going to confiscate everyone’s guns.  Somehow, he never got around to it.  For most of 2016, Hillary Clinton became their new existential threat to the sacred Second Amendment.  Then Donald Trump happened.  But it didn’t matter all the much.  The NRA is still peddling fear.  ISIS, the Left, whatever.  Just keep building your arsenal.

My problem is that I can’t figure out what they want to do with all those guns.  There aren’t many activities which require a basement full of automatic weapons and ammunition.  Protection against intruders?  Nope.  Hunting?  Nope again.  I suppose if you were planning a mass murder, you’d want to have as much firepower as possible.  But surely most of the folks who compulsively hoard weapons aren’t aspiring mass murderers.  There has to be another explanation.

I had an “aha moment” last week, when one of my Facebook friends posted an obviously fake quote from George Washington mocking the NRA’s response to the massacre in Orlando.

She got some likes, and one angry response.  As this fellow gun-splained, “The idea of an armed populace is to ensure we as a people don't find ourselves being loaded onto cattlecars. The idea is to strike fear into any would be despot’s heart. Those willing to give up freedom for security deserve, and will get...neither.”

There’s a lot going on in that statement, so I’ll unpack it in stages.  The second sentence is a paraphrase– a distortion, really – of a quote by Benjamin Franklin, who wrote "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."  Franklin was defending the right of a government (Pennsylvania Colony) to levy taxes to pay for frontier defense during the French and Indian War (or the Seven Years War, as it was known in Europe, from 1756-1763).  In other words, Franklin was defending the power of the state against the rights of the individual – the powerful Penn family, in this case, who refused to acknowledge the colony’s right to levy taxes.

With that out of the way, let’s do a comparative risk analysis of the respective dangers of firearms in the hands of mass murders vs. the likelihood of an American despot rounding up political dissidents and shipping them off to concentration camps.  Sadly, American history does offer examples of mass relocation of undesirable populations.  In the 19th century, the American government forced multiple Native American tribes out of their homelands and onto much less desirable reservations (killing many of them in the process).  In the mid-20th century, Japanese-Americans were placed in internment camps during World War II. 

The common denominator in these shameful actions is that the perpetrators were all white, and the victims were all minorities.  Americans of German and Italian descent were never put in detention camps during World War II.  They were white.  They got the benefit of the doubt. 

This inconvenient truth doesn’t fit the gun nuts’ persecution fantasies.  Consciously or unconsciously, they project their own worst motives onto Democrats.  The only voice in today’s political conversation who’s talking about rounding up enemies is the gun nuts’ favorite candidate, Donald Trump.   

Bringing it all back home, I’ll note there have been two gun-related mass murders in Tucson in recent years.  The first was in 2002, when a disgruntled student shot up a classroom in the University of Arizona’s College of Nursing, leaving four people dead.  The second occurred in 2011 outside a grocery store at a campaign event for Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, in which six people died and a dozen others were wounded.  During that same period, exactly no one has been herded into a boxcar by a despotic government.  In fact, there hasn’t been a single boxcar herding incident since I moved here in 1973. 

I don’t want to abandon this topic without mentioning that I’m pretty dubious about the cattle car analogy itself, which smacks of victim blaming, Holocaust edition.  Even if Jewish families in Europe were all equipped with the best weaponry available to private citizens at the time, they couldn’t have fought off the Nazis.  They’d have been slaughtered in the ghettoes rather than the camps, and there would have been a few Nazi casualties.  But anyone who thinks that armed civilians could have stopped the Wehrmacht is crazy. 

Similarly, we have ample evidence that American militia types are kidding themselves when they fantasize about scaring the government.  From the Branch Davidian siege near Waco in 1993 to the Bundy brothers’ clown show at a wildlife refuge in Oregon more recently, they’ve all failed.  The lucky ones simply made fools of themselves.  The rest of them are dead.

Face it.  If a modern government wants you, they’ll get you, dead or alive.  Your assault weapons won’t help much against tanks and drones.  Resistance – or at least armed resistance – is indeed futile. 

But there’s something else wrong with the FB commenter’s position.  His rationale for gun hoarding completely ignores the actual text of the Second Amendment.  The full text makes it clear what the Founding Fathers were trying to achieve by including it in the Bill of Rights.  It says:  “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

Plainly, the Founding Fathers saw the right to keep and bear arms as a means to maintain the security of the state.  In the 18th century there was no standing army and no central repository of weapons.  When an army was deemed necessary, citizen soldiers answered the call, and brought their own weapons.  Voila: a well-regulated militia.  “Well-regulated” meant that those citizen soldiers followed orders in a chain of command that began at the top with the President as Commander in Chief. 

But gun nuts don’t talk about the first half of their favorite constitutional amendment.  They aren’t interested in being well-regulated.  They seem more interested in defying the American government than protecting it.  Somehow, despite the presence of God-Emperor Trump, they’re convinced that liberals are going to impose Sharia law and force everyone to be gay Muslims. 

People who keep buying AR-15s because they fear that a Democratic President will take their weapons are stupid-crazy.  People who believe that they can hold off the United States Army, or even a local police SWAT team, with a handful of assault rifles are stupid-crazy.   

Not every gun owner is stupid-crazy.  We have friends who are gun enthusiasts, and they’re solid citizens.  They store their guns (mostly antique pistols) responsibly and don’t use them to commit crimes. 

But that still leaves plenty of stupid-crazy gun nuts running around.  I used to work with one of them back in the 90s.  He qualified as a gun nut rather than simply gun owner because he turned every conversation into a ringing defense of the Second Amendment and the need for a “second American revolution.”  Most of his co-workers were scared of him.  He spent his weekends tramping around southern Arizona with the Minutemen Civil Defense Corps.  They’d dress in camouflage and look for Mexican immigrants passing through Cochise County.  The Minutemen were led by recently convicted child molester, Chris Simcox.  Other prominent Minutemen included convicted murderer Shawna Forde, as well as J.T. Ready, a Neo-Nazi who killed four people and then committed suicide.  I’ve lost track of my former co-worker, but I imagine he’s a Trump supporter.

As for me, I’m often annoyed by my government, but I’ve never been afraid of it.  I am afraid of people like my former co-worker and his pals.  I’m willing to trade a microscopic amount of liberty (in the form of an assault weapons ban, for instance) in order to make it harder for stupid-crazy people to kill me and my neighbors.  That’s an easy call. 

The Second Amendment strikes me as an 18th century anachronism, rooted in even older English Common Law.  If it were up to me, I’d repeal it.  Failing that, why can’t we simply insist that the first 13 words be interpreted as absolute boundary conditions for the last 15 words?  If you’re a member of a branch of the United States military – active duty or reserve – you’re entitled to keep and bear whatever arms your commanding officer thinks you need.  Ditto for law enforcement personnel.  Everyone else, not so much. 

MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN

For a guy who hasn’t watched a football game in years (and doesn’t plan to start anytime soon), I sure am writing a lot about the game.  The older I get, the less I care about sportsball in all its forms.  But I have fond memories of bonding with my father in front of our old black and white Motorola in the late 50s and early 60s.  There’s an atavistic pleasure in plopping down in a comfortable chair and just letting three hours go by watching athletes do their thing.   

Nowadays, the National Football League sits atop the American sports pyramid.  During the Afghanistan-Iraq wars, the Defense Department went beyond buying ad time (“Be all that you can be") and began funneling millions of dollars to teams for “promotions” that helped blur the boundaries between football and patriotism. 

The NFL also fetishizes the role of coaches and quarterbacks.  In a league that is 70% black, currently 75% of the NFL’s coaches and 80% of its quarterbacks are white.  The guys who do the thinking and the leading are mostly white, and the guys who do the physical stuff – running and catching, blocking and tackling – are mostly black.   Ex-coaches and ex-quarterbacks often wind up in the broadcast booth doing play-by-play and color commentary, where they help reinforce the meta-narrative of the game.

Every NFL game is a combination of a sporting event, a display of ritual nationalism, and a screen onto which each individual fan projects his own worldview, particularly about race.  That’s an uncomfortable truth for a lot of fans, who resent the intrusion of reality into their consensual bubble.  They tell anyone who tries to analyze the psychological or sociological aspects to stick to sports. 

Anyone who says “stick to sports” doesn’t understand sports.  They may know all the players and all the teams and all the rules, but they’re seeing the trees rather than the forest.

Back in the early 70s, I had a friend who was pursuing a graduate degree in American Studies.  He wrote a term paper on “Sport as the American Religion.”  He noted the rituals and functions of religious practices, and found similar rituals and functions in major American sports.  His professor absolutely hated the paper, and my friend eventually dropped out of the program.

But I think my friend was onto something.  It’s undeniable that in some parts of the American demographic, passions about religion, politics, and sports are often co-mingled.  Automobile racing is probably the purest example – not your fancy-schmantzy European grand prix races, but the blue collar NASCAR circuit.  NASCAR TV broadcasts don’t just open with the national anthem, they include an opening prayer as well.  NASCAR fans like to wave the flag, although they’re likely as not to be confederate flags.  In 2012, a pastor named Joe Nelms offered this pre-race prayer at the Nashville Speedway.

“Heavenly father, we thank you tonight for all your blessings you sent and in all things we give thanks. So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyotas. Thank you for the Fords. Most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM performance technology and RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smokin’ hot wife tonight, Lisa. And my two children, Eli and Emma or as like to call ‘em, the little Es. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus’s name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.”

Don’t believe me?  Check it out on YouTube (link below).  

NASCAR originated in the hills and hollers of Appalachia, when moonshiners began racing the hopped up cars that they used to outrun G-Men and Revenuers on the back roads of Kentucky, Tennessee, and North Carolina.  Bootleggers and Baptists make odd bedfellows, but I’ll refer you back to Pastor Joe for confirmation that such cohabitation is real.

And that brings me to an article in last Thursday’s New York Times (link below) on a study by psychologist Peter J. Rentfrow called “Divided We Stand.”  Rentfrow posits that America can be divided into three regions, according to the dominant personality type of each region.  The essay and the article itself (link embedded in the article) make for interesting reading, not least because of the unconventional terms Rentfrow uses to describe the three regions.

Draw a line from Montana to Florida, and you have a region that Rentfrow calls Friendly & Conventional, covering 26 states, most of them Trump territory.  The other two regions, which I won’t talk about much, are Relaxed & Creative (the Pacific and Mountain states, plus North Carolina), and Temperamental & Uninhibited (everything else – mostly the Mid-Atlantic and Northeastern states, but also Ohio, West Virginia, and Texas).

Conventional and Friendly aren’t the first words that come to mind when I think of Trumplandia.  But as the article suggests, one way to understand the two terms in tandem is to read them as “We’re Friendly as long as you’re Conventional.”  The term “Conventional” describes folks who have a need for order (the traditional order) and a clear set of rules (the traditional rules) to follow.  If you wanted to be harsh, you could call them Benign Authoritarians.  It’s easy to be friendly when everyone you meet is pretty much like you.  It gets harder when strangers move into town. 

Neither the article nor the study talk about sports, but the concept that “We’re friendly as long as you’re conventional” helps explain the outrage that NFL fans feel when even one or two players kneel during the national anthem.  It turns out that for a lot of people, professional football on Sunday afternoons occupies a niche not too much different than church on Sunday mornings.  And if you don’t think adhering to tradition is important to that particular audience, remember the Catholic reaction to the introduction of the vernacular mass in the mid-60s, or the Episcopalian reaction to the revision of the Book of Common Prayer in 1979. 

Now we see stories about fans burning their team paraphernalia and demanding refunds for their season tickets.  Time will tell whether those responses are temporary tantrums, or long-term trends. 

But maybe it doesn’t matter much.  Bill Simmons, the Sports Guy and a lifelong NFL fan, thinks professional football is doomed – not by politics but by CTE.  Those bone jarring hits that the networks love to show on instant replay cause brain damage – chronic traumatic encephalopathy.  The damage starts as soon as the hitting starts, which means Pop Warner football for most kids.  

Right now, the extent of the damage can only be measured once the player is dead.  Lawyers can’t prove that this game or that play was when the problem started.  But researchers are close to being able to perform CTE tests on live athletes.  When that happens, we’ll know, and no one will have an excuse for risking their kids’ health.  Will responsible parents let their kids play football?  And where will they play, when high schools and colleges begin to drop the sport rather than risk expensive lawsuits? 

This is what Simmons (link below) wrote:  “You won’t see nearly as many protests this weekend. It’s bad for business. You won’t see Colin Kaepernick, either. But you’ll see a league heading for a reckoning – maybe not this weekend, but someday, and sooner than we think. Football is going down. So is Trump as soon as this Mueller investigation finishes. It’s actually perfect that they’re feuding. They can ride off the cliff together.”

Or as Pastor Joe put it, “In Jesus’s name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/28/opinion/trump-republicans-authoritarian.html?em_pos=small&emc=edit_ty_20170928&nl=opinion-today&nl_art=4&nlid=76218355&ref=headline&te=1&_r=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2017/9/29/16387550/donald-trump-protest-nfl-nba-colin-kaepernick-week-4-nfl-picks

AND DON'T CRITICIZE WHAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND

According to a poll taken by the National Opinion Research Center, 83% of respondents agreed that black people “would be better off if they would take advantage of the opportunities that have been made available rather than spending so much time protesting.”  That was fifty years ago, in January, 1967.  The more things change, the more they remain the same.

I don’t care all that much about professional football, but I do have more to say about the critics of the protesting players.  Those critics approach the issue from one of two directions.  One approach boils down to “There’s nothing wrong, so shut up.” That’s what Donald Trump is saying.  Fifty years ago, people like Trump would have called black protestors “uppity.”  Now they call them unpatriotic and ungrateful.  But the message is the same: This country belongs to white people, and black people are lucky that real Americans (the white ones) allow them to live here.  That critique doesn’t have any depth or subtlety.  It’s just racist.

The other critique, though, is more interesting because at least superficially it seems reasonable.  That argument is, in so many words, “Yes there’s a problem, but protesting – or at least this particular protest – is counterproductive.”  Some people who make this argument are probably just concern trolling, but many others are perfectly sincere. 

Either way, my position is that if you oppose the players’ strategy but are sincere about supporting their cause (opposing police brutality against African Americans), you have an obligation to come up with a better strategy.  And while you’re working on a better strategy, keep a couple of things in mind.

First, if you look at the history of the civil rights movement, you’ll see that protests – at least the ones by African Americans – are never popular when they’re happening.  Cases in point – in 1961, 61% of America disapproved of the Freedom Riders in Mississippi.  In 1963, 60% of America thought that mass demonstrations by Negroes hurt the cause of racial equality.   According to a Gallup Poll in 1963, even the now-legendary March on Washington had the support of only 23% of Americans.  A whopping 60% disapproved, while 17% had no opinion. 

In other words, if you’re trying to figure out an effective way to put the spotlight on police violence against African-Americans, you’d better understand that you’re not going to win any popularity contests.  A substantial percentage of white people will resent whatever approach you take.

Second, remember that if a protest is going to be effective, it has to be visible.  Telling players to take a knee in the privacy of their own homes is essentially telling them to shut up.  If kneeling during the anthem isn’t the right time, what’s a better time?  If kneeling isn’t the right way to protest, what’s a better tactic? 

So you have to come up with a time, place, and tactic that make your protest visible.  Many folks have called the Dallas Cowboys’ strategy of kneeling before the anthem and then standing up during the anthem a good compromise.  But will the networks pay attention to pre-game gestures once the novelty wears off?  I kind of doubt it.  

If you’re inclined to argue that a football game is the wrong time and place for a protest, and that players should protest on their own time, don’t forget the recent example of ESPN’s Jamelle Hill, who – using her personal twitter account and never mentioning ESPN – was reprimanded by the network for harming ESPN’s image because she tweeted criticism of Donald Trump.  

I’m not claiming that kneeling during the national anthem will “work,” in the sense that it will result in a quick reform of policing in America.  Rosa Parks sparked the Montgomery bus boycott in 1955, and President Eisenhower sent troops to enforce court-ordered integration at Central High School in Little Rock in 1957.  It took seven more years to get meaningful civil rights legislation passed.

Maybe there’s a more effective protest strategy out there.  But history suggests that most white Americans don’t want to hear black Americans complain – about anything.  As long as Republicans control the executive and legislative branches of government, we’re unlikely to see any positive change, and things are likely to get worse before they get better.

I don’t have any advice for Colin Kaepernick and other protesting athletes.  They strike me as thoughtful people who are using the tools they have to do the best they can in a difficult situation.  If you’ve got better ideas, don’t be shy about speaking up.  Otherwise, I recommend cutting them some slack.

In the meantime, there’s at least one useful thing the rest of us could do.  We could work to get overt racists out of our government by helping Democrats take back Congress in 2018, and the presidency in 2020. 

 

 

LIFE IS ALRIGHT IN AMERICA, IF YOU'RE ALL WHITE IN AMERICA

The current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has finally deigned to notice that there’s a wee bit of a problem in Puerto Rico.  Of course, he made sure to blame the mess on Puerto Ricans. 

They owe money to banks, don’t you know.  That excuse is particularly hypocritical coming from a man who (per Politifact) has declared bankruptcy six times.  Donald Trump was a failure at business until he learned that he could make money by failing.  His business model can be summarized in two bullet points:  break any law as long as the profit exceeds the potential penalty, and always leave someone else holding the bag.

As Hillary Clinton and others have pointed out, Trump probably had no idea that Puerto Ricans are American citizens.  But people around him knew.  And to all appearances, they did nothing, or at least as little as possible.  When southeast Texas and Florida needed help, it was all hands on deck.  But for Americans in the Caribbean?  The White House says they’ll get around to proposing an aid package sometime next month. 

What’s happening right now in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands is a full scale humanitarian disaster.  There are ways we can help while Trump drags his feet.  Check the link below for some options. 

https://www.charitynavigator.org/

WHAT IT WAS, WAS FOOTBALL

Earlier today, I wrote about Republican rhetorical tricks, and this morning, Jim Geraghty of the National Review (link below) kindly provided me with a new example, in an essay on the right of professional athletes to stage political protests.  The essay was classic anti-anti-Trump, in which the author offers a ritual disapproval of Donald Trump (in this case, his attacks on NFL players), quickly diluted by a spate of “both sides-ism.” 

Geraghty wrote:  “Once again, we see most people’s perspective on whether one’s personal views should cost them their job depend almost entirely upon whether one agrees with their views.  If you’re on the Left, you think that a baker ought to be fired if he refuses to bake a wedding cake for gays, that Kentucky clerk Kim Davis should have been removed from office, that the Google guy deserved to be fired, and that no NFL player should be fired for taking a knee.”

Geraghty mixes up a lot of apples and oranges here, and throws in some lemons and limes for good measure.  Let me try to sort things out.

I’ll begin by noting that Geraghty uses a rhetorical bait and switch tactic by framing the issue as a question of whether an employee’s “personal views” should affect their employability – and then quickly and silently segued into scenarios about how four different people ACTED on their personal views. 

In my view, the only thing a secular employer has a right to ask is that you do your job.  What you think – about politics, about religion, even about the job you’re doing – is your own business, as long as follow two rules:  get your work done and don’t prevent others from getting their work done.

Religious institutions are different; I sympathize with any church that asks its employees to believe what the church believe.  But none of Geraghty’s examples relate to employees of religious organizations.

Let’s take Geraghty’s first example.  Should a baker (assuming he works for a private bakery, and not a church or government commissary) be fired if he refuses to bake a wedding cake for gays?  That depends on the bakery’s policy.  If the owner says “bake the cake” and the baker refuses, then he violated the first rule and the owner has a right to fire him, although a charitable owner might first ask if other bakery employees were willing to step up and bake the damn cake. 

On the other hand, if the owner of the bakery has a “no gay wedding cake” policy, then this hypothetical baker is doing his job, and in my view should not be fired.   I’d be happy to boycott that business, but from my perspective, if a private business doesn’t want my money, they can go their own way.  Cake is a good thing, but it’s not an essential public right.

James Damore, “that Google guy,” is a slightly different story.  By all accounts he was good at his programming job.  But he went beyond doing his job to publicly disagree with his company’s strategic hiring plan.  He used the company listserv to post a long essay which argued, in essence, that approximately half of his co-workers (the female half) were genetically less capable of doing their jobs than him and his fellow male employees.  If Google had ignored that email, it would have created a huge morale problem among current employees, and also made it harder to hire women in the future.  In my view, Google had every right to fire him.  He violated the second rule about not preventing others from doing their jobs (in this case, by sowing dissension in the workplace).

I have no way of knowing whether Damore was spoiling for a fight, or whether he was just clueless.  But if he disagreed with that particular company policy and wanted to keep his job, he had a smarter option.  He could have privately contacted Google’s strategic planners and made his case for changing the policy to them.  If that didn’t work out to his satisfaction, he’d then have to decide whether he liked his job well enough to stay at Google anyway, or – if that one section of the company’s strategic plan was simply too much for him to bear – to leave Google and found another place to work where the strategic plan was more aligned with his personal views. 

(I’m being a little sarcastic here, because I spent a good portion of my career writing, re-writing strategic plans, and then repeating the process the next year.  I don’t know anyone who ever said “I cannot in good conscience live with this intolerable strategy.  I quit.”  Most people just ignore strategic plans and get on with their work.)

What about football players taking a knee during the national anthem?  For me, the question is simply: what is their job?  Is it in their contract that they have to stand during the national anthem?  If not, on what grounds would an owner fire them? 

Are they making it harder for their teammates to do their jobs?  Those teammates sure don’t seem to think so.  This past weekend, the number of anthem kneelers jumped from fewer than 10 to more than 250.  And all but two of the league’s 32 owners weighed in with expressions of support for the players, as did the league’s commissioner. 

We could get into why the national anthem is played at sporting events in the first place, but it doesn’t strike me as worth bothering about.  I wonder how many TV viewers at home or in bars stand at attention when the anthem is played.  Sit, stand, drink your beer, go to the bathroom, or whatever.  If something so peripheral to the game bothers you that much, find something else to do.   

The case of Kim Davis, the Rowan County, Kentucky clerk, is different yet again, because Davis was a public official.  She refused a legal request to issue a marriage license to a gay couple because she didn’t believe in gay marriage.  Unlike cake, a marriage license is a public right.  Davis took a job, and then decided she didn’t want to do part of it.  Perhaps there was no available workaround – another employee who could issue the license – or perhaps Davis didn’t look for a solution.  Either way, she deprived two citizens of their legal rights.  She absolutely should have been fired.

American workers, public and private, have legal rights (to safe working conditions, for instance), which I support enthusiastically, so what I’m about to say should be understood in that context.  As a general principle, if you want the right to decide which workplace rules you will and won’t follow, you’re best off starting a business of your own and writing the rules.  If you decide to work for somebody else, do your job and don’t make it harder for your fellow employees to do their jobs.

I don’t want to beat this to death, but I also don’t want to abandon this topic without noting that kneeling is a pretty universal sign of respect.  NFL players didn’t say their intent was to disrespect the flag, the anthem, or members of the armed services.  Blowhards like Donald Trump are the ones who are trying to brand non-violent protest against racism as unpatriotic. 

And that’s another good example of Republican rhetorical dishonesty.


http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/451684/our-sports-talk-radio-caller-president

BUT THEIR TRIBES FOUGHT WITH EACH OTHER SO THEIR LOVE COULD NEVER BE

Andrew Sullivan, writing in New York Magazine (link below) has expanded considerably upon a theme I’ve touched on lightly – the notion that Republicans, are essentially tribal.  I agree with about 75% of the essay, which isn’t bad, all things considered. 

The part that I disagree with is Sullivan’s insistence that Democrats are equally tribal.  Democrats have problems of their own, but in my view, tribalism isn’t one of them.  Luckily, Isaac Chotiner, in Slate (link also below), wrote a critique of Sullivan’s article that articulates my objections.  Between the two of them, their respective analyses say what I would have said, if I were smart enough to say what they said.

I could embed the links and leave it at that, but I’d like to add a few comments of my own.

The very first political blog I ever encountered was called Instapundit, by a University of Tennessee law professor named Glenn Reynolds, back around the turn of the century.  I haven’t looked at his site in well over a decade, but before the September 11 terrorist attacks drove conservatives insane, Reynolds appeared to function primarily as an aggregator, linking to bloggers with diverse views on various points along the political spectrum.  I followed several of those early blogs, and especially after 9/11, I began to notice an interesting difference between Republican and Democratic bloggers. 

Democrats weren’t hesitant to criticize Republicans, including members of the national party as well and the conservative writers and media personalities who served as their cheerleaders.  Republicans, on the other hand, spent their time criticizing something called “the Left.” 

It soon became clear to me that this was a deliberate strategy.  Republican bloggers would scour the internet for inflammatory statements by the most obscure figures on the far left.  They never ran out of fodder, usually from cartoonists in low-circulation underground newspapers and obscure college professors, whose original audience was minuscule. 

Step one of their strategy was to find these statements.  In step 2, Republican bloggers would latch onto one of these inflammatory statements (many of which were indeed foolish and obnoxious) and collectively share it with their own, much larger, audience.  Suddenly, a faux pas by some adjunct professor at Podunk State reached thousands of people, rather than a few students.  Step 3 was to feign outrage and insinuate that this outlier view was in fact mainstream Democratic opinion.  Step 4 was to insist that any Democrat who didn’t immediately denounce the statement and its author obviously sympathized with the opinion they failed to denounce.  “Objectively pro-terrorist” was the line they used, echoing George Orwell.

They were trolls, in other words. 

And they, or their descendants, are still trolling today.  Notice how often conservatives respond to criticism of Donald Trump by bringing up (for instance) Antifa, who are anarchists rather than Democrats.  Similarly, Trump fans (including Dinesh D’Souza just this weekend) often claim that it’s Democrats who are racists.  Their proof?  Between the end of the Civil War and the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965, white southerners tended to vote Democrat.  D’Souza hopes you’ll ignore 50 years’ worth of changes in both parties and let him claim both Abraham Lincoln and those “very fine” Nazis and Neo-Confederates who rioted in Charlottesville a few weeks ago.   

Don’t fall for this sleight of hand.  Ignore apples-to-oranges comparisons.  The people who make them are either not very bright, or they’re trying to cheat to bolster a bad argument.  Or both, I guess.  They are objectively pro-tribalism. 

Now, here are the links to the articles by Sullivan and Chotiner.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/09/can-democracy-survive-tribalism.html

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/09/what_andrew_sullivan_gets_wrong_about_our_tribal_times.html

PLAY ANAGRAMS, THINK FAST

Some people I follow on Twitter are anagramming names in the news.  Donald Trump turns into Lord Dampnut and Paul Manafort becomes Anal Trump Oaf.  So I headed over to Wordplays.com to try a few more. 

The sponsors of the latest Republican attempt to ruin health care in America:

·         Lindsey Graham:  Grin Ashamedly, or Angrily Shamed, or Slaying Me Hard

·         Bill Cassidy:  Sad Icy Bills

Trump’s family:

·         Melania Trump:  Platinum Mare

·         Ivanka Trump:  A Pink Rum Vat (not great, but the best Wordplays’ anagram generator could do)

·         Donald Trump Junior:   Put Mind On Juror

·         Eric Trump:  Rectum Rip

Some additional co-conspirators:

·         Mike Pence: Pink Emcee

·         Michael Flynn: Lynch Me Final, or My Fallen Chin

·         Rex Tillerson: Inert Sex Roll

·         Sean Spicer:  Sincere Sap

·         Kellyanne Conway:  Newly Anon Lackey

·         Sarah Huckabee Sanders:  USA Ass Backhander Here

·         Steve Mnuchin:  He Invent Scum, or Men Hunt Vices, or Much Sin Event, or Nuns Meth Vice

·         Vladimir Putin:  I Invalid Trump

And just for good measure:

·         Robert Mitchell:  Hell Mob Critter

AND IF ONLY FOOLS ARE KIND, THEN I GUESS IT'S WISE TO BE CRUEL

You all know by now that the immoral majority in Congress are at it again.  They’ve found one last opportunity to screw poor people out of health care, and they’re going for the gusto. 

They say that the devil is in the details, but in this particular bill, Satan’s fingerprints are visible everywhere.  Graham-Cassidy takes money away from states who did the most under the Affordable Health Care Act to make sure their citizens had health insurance, and gives it to the states that did their best to deprive their citizens of affordable health care. 

On the surface, it looks like a “screw the blue states” plan, which is probably where the idea originated.  But the part that strains the imagination is that Graham-Cassidy also hits a lot of Republican states hard.  The graphic that accompanies this post, (from VOX, link below) illustrates the extent of the damage.  The fourteen states in green (all but one Republican) will get billions of extra health care dollars (which they may or may not choose to spend – see below).  The rest, in shades of brown, will lose billions of health care dollars.  And half of those states voted for Donald Trump.

That raises the question of why so many congressional Republicans are so eager to screw their constituents.  The only honest answer I can come up with is that they’re monsters. 

It’s not hard to explain why supporters of Graham-Cassidy want more money to go to those particular fourteen states, in the form of block grants which give governors a ton of discretion about how the money is or isn’t spent.  Those fourteen states have demonstrated, in their refusal to use Obamacare money to expand Medicaid, that they don’t give a damn about the health of their citizens.  Congressional Republicans would be perfectly happy if the money never got spent at all.

Graham-Cassidy also features another perennial favorite of congressional Republicans.  It gives insurance companies the right to refuse coverage to people with pre-existing conditions, or to charge them extortionate premiums.  Pregnant?  Your premiums will jump by $17,000.  Need chemo?  Better have an extra $172,000 saved up.

Of course, they’re taking a lot more money from brown states than they’re giving to green states.  The rest of the money will go towards the Republican Party’s favorite cause – tax cuts for millionaires.  If there’s any theoretical justification for Graham-Cassidy, that’s it:  we must help the rich get richer, no matter what the cost. 

I’ll bet most congressional Republicans call themselves Christians.  Lindsey Graham says he’s a Baptist, and Bill Cassidy represents for the Evangelical Protestants.  I offer them these words of Jesus to reflect upon as they wreck millions of lives.

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” (Mark 10:25)

“Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.” (Matthew 25:40)

“Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.” (Matthew 22:39)

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/9/20/16338370/graham-cassidy-rewards-anti-obamacare-states

CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

“Carthage must be destroyed.”  That’s how Cato the Elder used to end all of his speeches in the Roman Senate.  He died three years before his wish came true.  In 146 BCE, after 118 years of war between Rome and Carthage, Scipio Aemilianus burned Carthage to the ground. 

That’s kind of how I feel about the Trump Administration.  I don’t want any physical violence, but I do hope I live long enough to see Donald Trump and his allies defeated, disgraced, and permanently exiled from political life. 

Every week new information dribbles out, and more pieces of the complex jigsaw puzzle are turned face-up.  I haven’t seen anything that would change my opinion that Trump and many of his close associates (including some family members) are in deep doo-doo.  

The most recent news about Special Counsel Robert Mueller suggests that he’s looking at charges of obstruction of justice (presumably against Trump himself), tax evasion (could be anyone in the Trump circle), money laundering (ditto), and criminal conspiracy related to aiding Russian interference in the 2016 election (Jared Kushner and Don Jr. look to be vulnerable here).  Paul Manafort and Mike Flynn both have significant legal problems of their own, over and above whatever crimes they committed on behalf of Trump’s campaign.

Since the last time I posted about the Trump-Russia scandal, the mainstream media has confirmed that Donald Trump himself composed a memo outlining his reasons for firing James Comey back in May.  Because unlike the Trump White House, Robert Mueller is a competent professional, he has a copy of that memo and is interviewing people who were present when it was drafted and discussed.  That’s a pretty clear indication that Trump’s objection to Comey had nothing to do with FBI morale or any of the other matters cited in Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein’s official firing memo.  Instead, the unreleased memo apparently reflects Trump’s anger at Comey for not publicly exonerating him and dropping the investigation.  That would appear to go a long way towards establishing an intent to obstruct justice.

The other piece of significant recent news involves Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, who apparently wants to be president himself.  His company sold shady ads to a Russian propaganda outfit during the election campaign, which probably won’t be a great thing to have on your resume if you’re running for president in 2020. 

Mueller hit Facebook with a search warrant late last week.  In order to persuade a judge to issue such a search warrant, Mueller would have had to make a persuasive case, not only that a crime had been committed (in this case, an illegal campaign contribution, probably in the form of assistance from one or more foreign nationals), but also that the crime was connected to specific Facebook accounts.  Legal analysts say this means that Mueller is ready to charge specific foreign nationals. 

But the critical question about the Facebook scandal is whether anyone from the Trump campaign helped the Russians target their propaganda.  Interestingly, shortly after the election, Jared Kushner gave an interview to Forbes magazine in which he bragged about how he built Trump’s social media campaign from scratch.  “I called somebody who works for one of the technology companies that I work with, and I had them give me a tutorial on how to use Facebook micro-targeting.  We brought in Cambridge Analytica.”  Remember that name.  Cambridge Analytica is owned by the Mercer family, the billionaire patrons of Breitbart and Steve Bannon, and many other enemies of truth, justice, and the American way. 

Trump’s digital campaign director Brad Parscale has confirmed that staff from Facebook, Google and Twitter “worked side-by-side with our teams from Giles-Parscale, the Republican National Committee, and Cambridge Analytica.”  If Mueller can connect anyone from the Trump campaign to any of those Russian Facebook accounts, they’ll be in big trouble. 

In the meantime, shame on Facebook, Google, and Twitter for helping the Trump campaign. 

There’s been one other major development in September.  Susan Rice, President Obama’s National Security Advisor, had been the target of persistent Republican attacks for “unmasking” some redacted names from a classified report on a clandestine meeting between Trump officials and Crown Prince Zayed of the United Arab Emirates.  Disgraced Republican dimwit Devin Nunes went so far as to accuse her of committing a crime.  But whatever Rice told the House Intelligence Committee in a closed door hearing was enough to make Republican members backpedal quickly.  Even Trey Gowdy, the Lion of Benghazi, acknowledged that Rice had done nothing wrong. 

I’ll close by offering a couple of links.  Former federal prosecutor Renato Mariotti wrote a useful article about the status of Mueller’s investigation for Politico.  And yesterday, a new website launched.  It’s called “Committee to Investigate Russia.”  Its advisory board includes such luminaries as Rob Reiner and former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, as well as others on both ends of the political spectrum.  It’s a clearinghouse of news and information on the scandal, and may well put me out of business.  More power to them.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/09/18/how-to-read-bob-mueller-hand-215616

https://investigaterussia.org/

WE GOTTA GET OVER BEFORE WE GO UNDER

Jennifer Rubin, one of the conservative voices on the Washington Post’s opinion page, wrote a smart column (link below) about what kind of Republican candidate could defeat Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential primaries, assuming Trump is still around by then.  Most of Rubin’s advice makes sense for Democrats as well, so I’m going to use her four basic premises as a springboard for my own thoughts on what Democrats should look for in a presidential candidate – and in candidates for other offices, up and down the ballot. 

First, as Rubin notes, Donald Trump’s modus operandi is generating chaos.  Chaos can be exhilarating for a while, but by 2020, the adrenaline will have burned off and a lot of voters, even those who supported Trump in the beginning, will be emotionally exhausted.  Democrats may be tempted to look for a liberal Trump, some celebrity who can win a verbal slugging match with Trump or whoever replaces him on the Republican ticket in 2020.  I think what Democrats really need is a happy warrior, someone with the disposition of Barack Obama or Ronald Reagan (in terms of personality, not policies), who is passionate about the right things, but passionate in a calm, competent way.

We need a candidate who will replace Donald Trump’s strategy of divide and conquer with a pragmatic willingness to work with anyone, including Republicans and independents, who are willing to work with us.  Moderation and compromise aren’t qualities that stir the blood, but they’re what we’ll need in post-Trump America. 

I wrote this before the election, and I’ll repeat it now:  Political parties need principles, but they don’t need dogma.  In a pluralistic society, compromise is more than just important.  It’s the only way to govern in a democracy.  It’s what keeps the “United” in the United States of America.

Second, we need to avoid wasting time and energy on trying to convert Trump’s base.  I’ve already written a long post explaining why that’s futile.  I say, let Republicans have the Confederates and Nazis, and all the other voters who don’t mind being associated with that kind of garbage.   

You may fairly ask how my enthusiasm for compromise squares with my rejection of Trump’s base, but there are plenty of other situations where compromise is a good strategy.  The place for Democrats to start is by compromising with each other.  Stop re-litigating the personal squabbles between Hillary and Bernie and their respective camps.  Actual policy issues, of course, can and should be debated. 

Democrats will also need votes from independents, and it will likely require some policy flexibility to win them over.  In 2016, Clinton Derangement Syndrome drove some voters temporarily insane.  They believed Jill Stein’s and Gary Johnson’s assertions that there was no difference between Clinton and Trump.  Four million potential Democratic votes went to the Greens (who got a million more votes in 2016 than in 2012) and Libertarians (three million extra votes).  An indeterminate number of potential Democratic voters simply sat out the election because they didn’t like any of their options.

It didn’t take long for Donald Trump to expose the foolishness of the claim that both major parties are the same.  In eight months, we’ve seen what Republicans, unfettered by anything except their own incompetence, will do if given the chance.  I believe that most of those four million voters will be sympathetic to the Democratic message in the next presidential election cycle.

Hillary Clinton, bless her heart, won’t be on the ballot in 2020.  If Democrats can boost their own turnout, add a majority of repentant Green and Libertarian voters, and – this is crucial – find ways to outmaneuver Republican attempts to suppress the vote, it will be enough to take back the White House in 2020.

Third, in order to accomplish all this, Democrats need a candidate who can deliver a speech that doesn’t sound like a speech. Crooked Media podcaster Jon Favreau calls it a crisis of authenticity.  Donald Trump introduced a new style of rhetoric into American politics.  He isn’t eloquent.  He isn’t even coherent.  But even when he’s spouting gibberish, you know where he stands.

Mechanical stump speeches don’t connect with voters anymore.  The best ideas in the world will put coffee to sleep if they come wrapped in clichés and delivered in stilted cadences.  It’s not a matter of style over substance.  In contemporary politics, style is a component of substance.

The good news is, Democrats have dynamic speakers, with distinct individual voices that haven’t been homogenized by decades on the campaign trail.  Here are four names to remember:  Jason Kander, Corey Booker, Kamala Harris, and Joe Kennedy III.  That’s not an exhaustive list, but it’s a place to start.

Finally, Jennifer Rubin noted that it will take a candidate without baggage to mount a successful challenge against Donald Trump.  She means Republicans who haven’t been Trump enablers.  For Democrats, being a career politician is the thing that's more likely to hurt than help.

I admire the hell out of Bernie Sanders (born in 1941), Joe Biden (1942), and Elizabeth Warren (1941).  I’d happily vote for any of them over any conceivable Republican candidate if it comes to that.  But the Republican disinformation machine already knows how to attack those guys.  They’d have work harder to get traction against newer candidates.  They’ll come up with something, of course, because the Fox/Breitbart/Limbaugh axis of media evil will just lie if they have to.  But we can at least make them break a sweat.

In his 1961 inaugural address, John F. Kennedy spoke of the torch being passed to a new generation.  As a guy who’s older than Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren, and with respect to the fine Democratic politicians of my generation, I say it’s time for Baby Boomers to pass the damn torch.  I’m looking forward to fresh faces in the 2020 Democratic primaries. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/wp/2017/08/25/guidelines-on-toppling-trump-in-2020/?utm_term=.5b334fb2d09c

HE USES ALL THE GREAT QUOTATIONS

I’ve spent a lot of time since November 8 trying to figure out what makes Trump voters tick.  Is it even possible for progressives to have a productive political dialogue with diehard Trump supporters?  I haven’t been able to figure out a way.  But I’ve learned three important things in 70 years of failing to solve problems. 

First, if I keep hitting the same dead end over and over again, it’s possible that I’m asking the wrong question.

Second, if I keep getting results I don’t like, it’s possible that I’ve arrived at the right answer, even though it’s not the one I was hoping for.

And third, it’s likely that sooner or later, someone smarter than I am will tackle the problem and solve it for me.

In this post, I’m going to share some ideas I’ve gleaned from several smart people, and then try to tie them all together. 

I’ll start with the question of who makes up Trump’s base in the first place.  I remember the conventional wisdom right after the election.  Working class white voters gave Trump the win, pundits claimed.  They voted for Donald Trump because Hillary Clinton and her coastal elites looked down on them.  They were somehow more authentically American than Clinton supporters, Clinton’s 3 million popular vote victory notwithstanding. 

I never believed that, and said so at the time.  It was almost exactly a year ago that Hillary Clinton said that half of Trump’s supporters were “Deplorables.” I thought the term was awkward but accurate.  Ten months after election night, the actual percentage of Deplorables in Trump’s base may be open to debate, but the label still strikes me as awkward but accurate.

That was the first of many quotes, so batten down the hatches.  I’ll continue with some conservative writers.  Here are three quotes from articles published on conservative websites in 2016, in the months before the election.

Quote 1:  “The problem with their neighborhoods and towns is not primarily economic stagnation, but cultural collapse.”  (John Daniel Davidson, The Federalist)

Quote 2:  “The economy isn’t putting a bottle in their hand. Immigrants aren’t making them cheat on their wives or snort OxyContin. It was consistently astounding how little effort most parents and their teen children made to improve their lives. If they couldn’t find a job in a few days — or perhaps even as little as a few hours — they’d stop looking. If they got angry at teachers or coaches, they’d drop out of school. If they fought with their wife, they had sex with a neighbor.”  (Kevin Williamson, National Review)

Quote 3:  “If you take an honest look at the welfare dependency, the drug and alcohol addiction, the family anarchy — which is to say, the whelping of human children with all the respect and wisdom of a stray dog — you will come to an awful realization. Nothing happened to them. There wasn’t some awful disaster. There wasn’t a war or a famine or a plague or a foreign occupation. Even the economic changes of the past few decades do very little to explain the dysfunction and negligence.   The truth about these dysfunctional, downscale communities is that they deserve to die.”  (David French, National Review)

If you’re like me, when you read conservative writers raging against cultural collapse, a sense of entitlement, and welfare dependency, you assume they’re talking about African-Americans.  But in fact, all three quotes came from articles about poor white communities in Appalachia and the Rust Belt.  

Those comments resonate with two things I’ve read recently by progressive writers – David Roberts (via Twitter) and Ta-Nehisi Coates (via a long article in The Atlantic, link below, and do take time to read it).     

Roberts cites studies that show that, because humans are social creatures, their political opinions are more often driven by cultural leaders than by a rational assessment of specific ideas.  The cultural leaders of the Republican Party aren’t politicians.  If Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell were to have a come-to-Jesus moment and suddenly began to speak rationally about climate science or immigration, conservatives would first mock them, and then vote them out of office at the earliest opportunity. 

The cultural leaders of the Republican Party are media personalities on Fox News, Breitbart, and talk radio.   They’ve been lying successfully to their audience for two decades now, and in the process they’ve created an alternative reality for members of their tribe, the Deplorables plus the older “low information” voters who make up another significant portion of Trump’s base. 

And then along came Donald Trump, a congenital liar who popularized the concept of “fake news.”  “Fake news” gives Republicans a nearly impenetrable defense when they turn out to be wrong.  If their leaders fail to deliver on their promises, or when one of their can’t-miss solutions blows up in their face, they’ll simply double down whenever reality threatens their fantasy world.  Bad news will be spun as fake news, or blamed on deep state sabotage. 

In my naïve moments, I wonder if being affected by a major disaster might open the eyes of some conservatives.  Will Hurricanes Harvey and Irma plant seeds of doubt in the minds of climate change deniers?  Will Texans and Floridians who complain about paying taxes to Uncle Sam change their tune about big government now that it has saved many lives and will soon help millions make a new start?  Maybe a few, but probably not many.

If I had to bet, I’d bet that most of them will find a way to hang on to their prejudices.  Their preachers are already telling them that hurricanes happen because God is angry about gay marriage.  The right wing echo chamber will find a way to blame Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.  Operating in tandem, they’ll lay down a smokescreen that will keep ignorant people ignorant.

But wait.  It gets more discouraging.

In his Atlantic article, Ta-Nehisi Coates wrote about an even more fundamental barrier between progressives and Trump’s base.  For a great many of his supporters, Trump’s appeal is based on white identity.  Build that wall, ban those Muslims, deport those Mexicans, and make it clear that Black lives don’t matter.  Those are non-negotiable positions – on both sides.

Coates demolishes the theory that the economic anxiety of the white working class gave Trump the presidency by citing data, such as:

·         Trump won the votes of whites making less than $50,000 by 20 points; whites making between $50,000-99,000 by 28 points, and whites making over $100,000 by 14 points.  He won the majority of white votes at every income level.

·         Trump won the votes of white women by 9 points and white men by 31 points.  He won white people with college degrees by 3 points and white people without college degrees by 31 points.

·         Trump won white voters ages 18-29 by 4 points, ages 30-44 by 17 points, ages 45-64 by 28 points, and ages 65+ by 19 points.

White anxiety helped elect Trump, but it wasn’t economic anxiety.  Instead, Trump won because he carried white voters in every single major demographic – age, gender, income, and education. Those statistics, by themselves, don’t prove that all Trump voters are racists, but they do help explain the persistence of Trump’s support in the wake of Charlottesville.  I’ve read that 98% of Republicans who voted for Trump in the primaries approve of the job he’s doing.  Among Republicans who supported other candidates in the primaries, that drops to 67%, but still.  I can’t be too optimistic about the fact that “only” 67% of Republicans approve of a raging dumpster fire.

Circling back to my original question – whether it’s possible for progressives to have a productive political dialogue with Trump supporters – I regretfully conclude that the answer is no.

No doubt there are better and worse ways to have a dialogue with those you disagree with, and we’d all benefit if we could adopt the better ways.  Better is better.  But the truth is, even the best arguments, supported by the best data and delivered by someone with the eloquence of Winston Churchill and the disposition of Mr. Rogers, would be ignored by people who’d believe that two plus two equals five if Limbaugh and Hannity said so.

I’m sad about that, because I know that a non-trivial portion of Trump’s base is trapped in what amounts to a bad dream.  But for the moment, at least, I don’t know how to wake them up.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/10/the-first-white-president-ta-nehisi-coates/537909/

DOESN'T HAVE A POINT OF VIEW, KNOWS NOT WHERE HE'S GOING TO

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Donald Trump has no firm political convictions.  His history of party-switching makes that clear.  In case you’ve misplaced your notes, here’s a list of Trump’s party affiliations for the past twenty years.  In 1987, Trump registered as a Republican.  In 1999, he switched to independent.  In 2001, he registered as a Democrat.  In 2009, he registered as a Republican.  In December, 2011, he declared that he was an independent.  That lasted four months, at which point, in April, 2012, he returned to the Republican Party.

Since 2001, that’s the record of a reflexive contrarian.  When Bush 43 was elected, Trump became a Democrat.  When Barack Obama was elected, Trump became a Republican.  My guess is that he likes being an outsider.  The power he enjoys the most, the power he exercises most often, is simply the power to criticize the decisions of others.  Trump likes to let other people act, and then kibitz.

That, I think, is the key to understanding his Twitter compulsion.  He has tweeted so long and so often that there’s a cottage industry devoted to finding old Trump tweets criticizing others back in the day for things he’s just done himself.  And they always find something.  The golfing-est president in American history used to criticize President Obama for playing too much golf.  When Obama visited hurricane or flood victims, Trump tweeted, “Obama will be seen today standing in water and rain like he is a real President --- don't fall for it.” 

There’s an old Trump tweet for every new Trump occasion.  It’s uncanny, really.  Someone with the Twitter handle #TimeTravelTrump theorizes that those earlier tweets were actually from a time traveler, trying to warn today’s Donald Trump about the mistakes he’s going to make in the future.

On some level, I think Trump understood, too late, that he’d taken the game too far and gotten in over his head.  Take a look at the photos that accompany this post.  They’re screen caps from election night TV coverage, at the moment that ABC declared Trump the winner.  Don Jr. is fist-pumping, and everyone is happy.  Except for Donald Trump.  The man who lives for cheering crowds looks like his dog just died.  The wide shot makes that particularly clear.

Trump’s old tweets, coupled with his behavior as president, have persuaded me that I need to expand my oft-stated belief that Trump’s main drivers are self-promotion and self-enrichment.  On a personal level, I think that remains true.  But yesterday, when a friend mentioned that she didn’t understand Trump’s hostility to DACA, I realized that there’s at least one additional bee in Trump’s bonnet. 

Simply put, Donald Trump hates Barack Obama.  He’s devoting his presidency to undoing as much of Obama’s eight year legacy as possible.  DACA is part of that legacy, and as far as Trump is concerned, that’s the only thing about DACA that matters. 

After announcing his decision, he even tweeted a semi-conciliatory message.  In paraphrase, he basically said:  Hey, dreamers, nothing personal.  It’s an Obama thing.  I hope Congress fixes this sometime in the next six months.  If they don’t, maybe I’ll revisit the matter.  If I’m still president six months from now. 

I made up the last sentence, but otherwise I think the paraphrase is accurate. 

Trump left the announcement of his DACA decision to Jeff Sessions, who lives to make life miserable for minorities.  Sessions framed the DACA announcement one way, and Trump framed it another way.  Six months is a long time in the Trump Era.  A lot can happen between now and next March. 

The DACA decision is evil, of course, whether you see the glass as half empty of poison or half full of poison.  But I’d be surprised if Congress didn’t find some sort of solution that allows at least the current cohort of DACA folks to remain in the country.  

That may be cold comfort, but these days I’ll take my comfort at any temperature I can find it.

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO

Bruce Springsteen nailed the plight of the Trump voter back in 1980, when he sang, “I come from down in the valley, where mister, when you’re young, they bring you up to do, like your daddy done.” 

I recently ran across a related truism.  If you stay WHERE you are, you’ll stay WHO you are. 

As long as there have been humans, going all the way back to the early homo sapiens who migrated out of Africa c. 100,000 years ago, there have been people who want to see what’s on the other side of the next mountain.  There have also been people who think the side of the mountain they’re on right now is just fine, thank you very much.  I’m not making a moral judgment about either tendency.  There are some very fine people on both sides, as Donald Trump would say. 

I’m Scotch-Irish on my father’s side, and German on my mother’s side.  My people crossed the Atlantic a century or two after the Conquistadors and the Puritans slowly but surely overwhelmed the so-called New World, killing most of the continent’s original inhabitants, appropriating their land, and importing millions of African slaves as cheap labor.  Some of them understood what they were doing and some didn’t, but they did it all the same.  I’m an inheritor of that work.  Some of their descendants are embarrassed by their legacy, while others celebrate it. 

Personally, I’m a guy who generally likes to stay where I am.  I’ve lived in the same house for over 30 years and I’ve been married to the same woman for longer than that.  Before I retired, I worked at the same place for 40 years.  But while I’m very much a Stay-Putter by inclination, I’ve occasionally made a decision to abandon my comfort zone and, in the words of Mark Twain, “light out for the Territory.”  Sometimes that took the form of an actual physical move (Wichita to Lawrence KS in the mid-60s, Lawrence to Tucson in the early 70s).  More often it has meant different sorts of changes, in a relationship, a career, or a spiritual direction.

My point, and I do have one, is that America today is largely the product of restless people who wanted more than they could get by staying where they were.  They lit out for the Territory – on the Mayflower, on the Oregon Trail, on Route 66 from the Dust Bowl to California, on Highway 61 from the Delta to the industrial Midwest.  They were determined to find a better life or die trying.  Quite a few of them died trying.  But they tried.

Circling back to Donald Trump, the thing I find fascinating is that a substantial number of his fans, who surely think of themselves as the spiritual descendants of Davy Crockett and John Wayne, have become completely passive.  They’re too lazy or too scared to pull up stakes and start a new life somewhere else when their blue collar jobs are lost to 21st century realities.  Instead, they use opioids and vote for a huckster who promises to squeeze a few more years’ worth of jobs out of dying industries.

The thing that sparked these ruminations was the devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey in Houston.  They say this is the third “500 year flood” to hit the Houston area in three years.  Time flies when you’re having fun, I guess.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is a climate change denier.  His predecessor was too.  Apparently that’s cool with a majority of Texas voters, who are in the process of conducting a real-time experiment in the Tragedy of the Commons.  Regulations are bad for business, and business always comes first.  Corporations are people!

I wonder how many folks in Houston will just collect their insurance money and rebuild new homes and businesses right on top of the ones Harvey destroyed.  How many “500 year floods” will it take to make them think about moving to high ground? 

I don’t want to see people homeless, hungry, or unemployed.  I’m happy to help pay for the relief effort, and also for better disaster preparedness.  In any election about taxes, I always vote for the candidate or ballot initiative that wants to raise mine.   Read my lips:  Yes, new taxes!

Still, I’m not wild about throwing good money after bad to rebuild Houston (or New Orleans, or the trailer parks in Tornado Alley) exactly as it was before Harvey, given the probability that future mega-storms will wash everything away again in the next few years.  

I wish we had political leaders with the wisdom and courage to tie disaster relief to smarter rebuilding efforts.  Does it make sense to pay people to keep rebuilding in flood prone (or any other disaster prone) area?   What if we said that you only get one bite at the disaster relief apple?  After that, you’re on your own when the next big one blows ashore.

Probably that’s a dumb idea.  Probably it would cost so much more to do things the right way that it would be political suicide to advocate for it.  Maybe there’s no safe place to rebuild in southeast Texas.  Maybe we’ve reached the point where there’s no more Territory to light out for.  Houston gonna Houston, come hell or – more likely – high water.

There’s a blogger named Jim Wright, who has a blog called Stonekettle Station.  He recently wrote an essay (link below) about despair and belief in a better future.  He didn’t use this term, but he’s basically saying that what this country needs is more Shraddha – a Sanskrit word that means confidence, or faith in our own abilities.  

In the comments section of Stonekettle Station, someone posted a summary of an unsourced observation about our national character.  I wish I could credit and cite the original author, because I think his or her comment is precisely on point.

Here’s the context.  Wright, using space exploration as a metaphor for progress, wrote:  “Creationists don't build starships.  And modern conservativism has been eaten alive by the Creationists. But guess what? Liberals don't build starships either.  No, instead they spend all their time and effort arguing about the advisability of sending humans to other worlds when we haven't even fixed (insert endless list of causes) and they never actually get around to building the damned ship.”

“You know who builds starships? People who believe, that’s who. Those who believe in the future, those who work every damned day to advance civilization, those who stand steadfast against the fall of night. Once upon a time, those people were Americans.  And they can be again.”

The anonymous comment, edited and paraphrased slightly, was this:  “Americans are brilliant at helping each other through adversity.  Hurricanes, fires, diseases, death, you name it, we will rally the troops and put our own lives on hold to help someone in need.  But Americans, on the whole, are terrible at passing legislation or implementing policies that would prevent some of these problems in the first place, or take care of those in need before it becomes a crisis.”

“We are a nation of wannabe heroes. We all want to save the day by volunteering in times of trouble. But we do not have enough people who are willing to do the ground work (or support those who do) to make sure those troubles can be avoided whenever possible. People who give a shit about the people who are barely existing every day, not just during disaster. We have a deficit of care.  The US doesn't need more heroes. We need people who care.”

I like that.  It reminds me of the fundamental teachings of the great religions –doing unto others as you would have them do unto you, and practicing kindness and compassion. 

That does beg the question of whether it’s possible to embody those teachings in 21st century American politics.  It certainly won’t be easy.  If convincing people to do the right thing was easy, Donald Trump wouldn’t be president. 

But it seems like it would be worth the effort.  Count me in.  And I’ll be writing more on this topic soon.

http://www.stonekettle.com/2017/09/perspective.html

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE, A COMEDY TONIGHT

I am known in some circles as a witty fellow, and I remember how it all started.  The first intentionally funny thing I said was in third grade.  The teacher, Miss Neander, was talking about Benjamin Franklin’s famous sayings.  She recited “a stitch, in time, saves nine” like most people do, without the pauses where the commas are.  I said “Nine what?”  The kids around me burst out laughing. 

OK, maybe you had to be there.  But that’s all it took to get me started.  For the rest of my elementary and high school career, I was the kid who’d blurt out funny stuff in class. 

As I got older, I studied my craft.  I read biographies of famous comedians, and watched them on TV, absorbing some of their sense of timing along the way.  I learned to pick my spots, and to limit my quips to whatever the class was studying.  I could find humor in Silas Marner and the Italian Revolution of 1848.  Perhaps because of that (and because I was a good student), my teachers put up with me, and some of them clearly enjoyed my contributions to the discussion.  I brought that skill into the workplace as an adult.

I’m reminded of all that because Monday brought news of the passing of Shelley Berman, following close on the heels of both Dick Gregory and Jerry Lewis last week.  I have to admit that I never really got Jerry Lewis.  In 1956, my parents took me to see “Pardners” at a drive-in.  It was the last Dean Martin-Jerry Lewis collaboration, and as best I remember, the only one of his films I’ve ever seen.  My exposure to his work was almost exclusively through his television appearances, including his famous telethons.  I know he was beloved by French cineastes, but his brand of slapstick mugging just didn’t tickle my funny bone.

I paid more attention to Dick Gregory and Shelley Berman, who burst onto the scene (or at least onto my personal scene) with a series of comedy albums (Gregory – In Living Black and White, East & West, Dick Gregory Talks Turkey; and Berman – Inside, Outside, and The Edge of) that I bought and listened to repeatedly in the early 60s. 

Inside Shelley Berman, released in 1959, effectively kicked off a golden age of comedy LPs, which lasted about five years.  In those days, the bestselling album charts belonged, with rare exceptions, to adults.  They were dominated by soundtrack albums, comedy albums, and “adult” music from Sinatra to the Kingston Trio. 

I spent a lot of time in record stores as a teenager.  At the beginning of that period, my discretionary money was limited to the weekly allowance my parents gave me, so I browsed more than I bought.  But I still remember flipping through the bins of comedy LPs.  There were the “adult” albums, by Oscar Brand, Woody Woodbury, Redd Foxx, and Rusty Warren.  Lenny Bruce belongs in a category of his own.  I bought several of his early LPs, expecting to be shocked.  But the records he put out on the Fantasy label in the late 50s and early 60s were pretty tame, and not that funny.  Expurgated Lenny Bruce was weak sauce, for the most part.

My three favorites from that era were Mort Sahl, Bob Newhart, and Jonathan Winters.  Sahl riffed on the politics of the Eisenhower era, which means his albums probably won’t resonate with contemporary listeners, but he deserves credit for reviving political standup comedy, which had been dormant since the death of Will Rogers two decades earlier. 

Bob Newhart is the best known of his contemporaries because of his top rated TV shows in the 70s and 80s.  But in 1960, The Button-Down Mind Of Bob Newhart became the first comedy album to reach number one on Billboard’s album charts.  His follow-up album, Behind the Button-Down Mind, also reached number one.  Typically, he played a calm, rational person who got a phone call from a crackpot.  His exasperated responses to the imaginary caller were comedy gold. 

Mort Sahl and Bob Newhart are still alive.  Sahl just turned 90, and Newhart will celebrate his 88th birthday on September 5.

Jonathan Winters, the funniest man I’ve ever heard, died at the age of 87 in 2013.  It’s hard to describe what he did, but I’ll settle for saying he was Robin Williams before Robin Williams was Robin Williams.  He did improv before anyone else, and he was a favorite of Tonight Show hosts Jack Paar and Johnny Carson – at a time, sadly, when I was too young to stay up that late.  But I played his first four albums (Down to Earth, The Wonderful World of Jonathan Winters, Here’s Jonathan, and Another Day Another World) over and over.

Those were the days, my friend.  The last major comedy album artist of that era was a guy named Vaughn Meader, who specialized in imitating President Kennedy.  The Kennedy assassination ended his career, and also marked the beginning of the end of the golden age of comedy LPs.  When the Beatles cracked the American market in January, 1964, they and other British acts began their takeover of the airwaves and the best seller charts. 

I can’t say I regret that.  Those were also the days.  A quick check of Amazon reveals that the seminal albums of both Shelley Berman are available on CD.  Dick Gregory, Mort Sahl and Jonathan Winters rate only a smattering.  All of them are represented on YouTube to some extent.  My advice:  check them out.