SATURDAY NIGHT I WAS DOWNTOWN, WORKIN' FOR THE FBI
In 1951, Hannah Arendt wrote, “The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists.” America’s voice of totalitarianism, Fox News, has been working overtime in the past few days to discredit not only Robert Mueller, but even the entire FBI. Now senior congressional Republicans have joined the chorus.
That’s a pretty good sign that something big is going down in the next few days. Maybe Robert Mueller is preparing to indict a member of Donald Trump’s family. Maybe Trump is preparing to fire Robert Mueller. Maybe both those things will happen, or maybe neither. It’s possible that I’m misreading the tea leaves.
But there must be some reason that Donald Trump and his enablers have begun to hammer away at their bogus claim that there’s anti-Republican bias in the probe of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election. That’s obvious bullshit.
James Comey is a Republican, who famously chose to resurrect Hillary Clinton’s email issues in the last days of the campaign, which arguably won the election for Donald Trump. Robert Mueller is a Republican, who was appointed as FBI Director by Republican President George W. Bush, and then appointed as Special Counsel this year by Republican Rod Rosenstein, who was appointed Deputy Attorney General by Republican Jeff Sessions, who was appointed Attorney General by Republican Donald Trump. The new FBI Director, Christopher Wray, is a Republican, also appointed by Donald Trump. Perhaps you’ve noticed a pattern there. It’s remarkable that all those Republicans have turned out to be anti-Republican. Perhaps familiarity breeds contempt.
Defending the FBI doesn’t come naturally to me. I came of age in the J. Edgar Hoover era. Hoover spent 48 years (1924-1972), turning the Federal Bureau of Investigation into a corrupt, anti-democratic national police force that was more focused on undermining the civil liberties of American political and social minorities than on rooting out organized crime. Hoover was willing to go after famous but relatively small-time bank robbers like John Dillinger and Machine Gun Kelly. But he was so reluctant to prosecute big-time mobsters that for years, he denied that the Mafia even existed. It wasn’t until 1957, when local law enforcement in New York busted a conclave of over 60 mob bosses in Apalachin, NY (who’d been summoned by Vito Genovese to ratify his takeover of the Lucky Luciano crime family), that Hoover was forced to acknowledge that maybe there was something to this Cosa Nostra business.
In recent decades, under the leadership of straight arrows like Robert Mueller, the FBI finally began to live up to its original image of incorruptible crime busters. Maybe that’s the problem. Politicians with skeletons in their closets are uncomfortable around incorruptible crime busters. Whatever the reason, Republicans are talking like they want to dismantle America’s domestic criminal intelligence agency.
I’ve been trying to figure out why they’d want to do that. The short answer, of course, is that they are desperate to stop Robert Mueller’s investigation. But that still begs the question of why. It wasn’t that long ago that Republicans were deeply suspicious of Russia and Vladimir Putin.
Beyond that unexplained change of heart, Republicans must know that they’ll look bad if they help Trump interfere with the Mueller investigation. And as recent elections in Virginia and Alabama have demonstrated, Republicans are learning that the closer their identification with Donald Trump, the bigger the Democratic turnout.
For the past year, as Trump’s mental deterioration has become more and more obvious, I’ve wondered why Republicans don’t invoke the 25th Amendment and replace him with Mike Pence, a bland and tractable party apparatchik who’ll happily do whatever McConnell and Ryan tell him to do.
I don’t buy any explanation that involves respect for the Constitution, the rule of law, or anything else that requires me to believe that Republicans have principles. The only thing that congressional Republicans respect is their donors’ money. They’re on the verge of realizing their dream, of passing legislation that will make rich people even richer. What’s left to do after that?
I think Republicans know that the jig is up. At least a few of them – e.g. Nunes and Chaffetz – are likely to be among Mueller’s secondary targets. All of them see polls showing Trump’s support dwindling, even among his base. They also see the #MeToo movement, and they know it’s coming for them – if not them personally, then for people like them.
Some of them have decided to get out while the getting’s good. Others may try to stick around and see what they can get away with. Maybe totalitarianism isn’t so bad after all, as long as they’re in charge of it. If they get away with subverting the Constitution, well, long live the thousand-year imperium. If someone – Mueller, or state prosecutors, or a Democratic Congress after the 2018 elections – saves constitutional democracy, most of them will still walk away laughing. Their billionaire patrons will take care of them once they leave Congress. They’ll find work as lobbyists, or in think tanks, or as commentators on Fox or the new Sinclair network.
And you know what? Much as I’d like to see most of them behind bars, I’d settle for just getting rid of them. That’s my best offer to Republicans: get out of Dodge and spend your time counting your money. Stay out of the way while the good guys clean up the mess you’ve left behind.